Just the Tips

Avoid Mandals At All Costs - I’m going to be frank here, this picture makes me want to vomit. There’s nothing worse than seeing a cute guy from the ankles up, and then noticing their creepy man feet in a pair of sandals. I know it sounds petty, but girls notice these things. I don’t think I’ve ever met a fellow lady that wasn’t repulsed by mandals. Hey, listen, I understand if you want to slip those nasty things on while you’re taking out the trash, or you’re going to the beach, or… well, those are the very, very few situations where mandals are okay. Do not wear those things at a restaurant or a bar or, god help you, a date. Whatever happened to great sneakers? Trust me - a great pair of Converse make our girly hearts melt just a little.

On the Lifestyle Tip - Always, always, always (!!!) be a great tipper. In fact, you should over-tip. Hey, if you’re big spender and you can afford to go out to eat or go out to drink, whatever, you can afford to throw a couple of extra dollars down for your waiter, cab driver, bartender. And for some extra motivation - I know from experience that people will remember you as a shitty tipper. They’ll all talk about you in the kitchen after they’ve finished taking your order, “Oh, god, that fat, balding guy that doesn’t tip is here. I bet he has a small dick.” See where I’m going with this? That person needs those two or three extra dollars more than you, after all they are putting up with annoying customers like you that ask for more napkins five times or want a Diet Coke with ice, but not too much ice. 

OH AND if you’re ordering to-go, you best believe that should tip your cashier. Even if she doesn’t have a tip jar, even though you think she doesn’t do much work (which trust me she does), even if you’re paying with cash, give her at least a dollar. Yes, I say this from experience.

Things You Could Be Wearing - Sweet Vans sneakers.

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A Great Haircut Goes A Long Way - Don’t be afraid to spend a little extra money on your hair. I mean, that Ethan Hawke-esque do that you were workin’ in the 90’s doesn’t look quite as good now. Go to a decent salon and ask the hairdresser what he/she recommends for you, and go with it. You never know, a brand new haircut could change your life, because a cute dude with bad hair is just tragic.

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Accessorizing Like A Champ - I know most guys don’t wear bowties in everday life, we all can’t be Pee Wee Herman, but the point is a good accessory can make an outfit. A good watch, a nice pair of frames, great sneaks, and so on and so.

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Take notes from Kanye - Swagger is key. I repeat, swagger… is… key.

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………………the fuck kind of lesbian are you that any of that even matters IT IS CHRIS PINE HE COULD BE WEARING A GAS MASK AND STILETTOS I’D STILL FUCK HIM

A very straight lesbian. He could be wearing a skin tight ski jumpsuit and a ball gag, and I’d still fuck him too. Thanks for sharing!

AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE BOTH INTO AMIRITE

Yep. Chris Pine, make it hurt. In the garden, all in tha dirt.

oh em gee did you just quote the majestic poet Ludacris

WELL YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF FUCKING FOLLOWED DEAL WITH IT <3

Ooh wee, I earned your follow! I feel so honored!

…..I FEEL LIKE THIS IS NOT SINCERE

No, I mean that genuinely! Don’t unfollow me! I say… stay.

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sexmusic:

sexy boy // air

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On the Lifestyle Tip - Always have a sexy playlist on your iPod prepared. You never know when that hot girl (dude/tranny/whatever you’re into) is going to want to come over for a late night hook up, and this kind of playlist is great to set the mood. What do you usually hook up to? The sound of Cops reruns? Ew. You’re so much better than that. 

And by sexy, I mean, more sensual music like Sexy Boy by Air and less like Bump N Grind by R. Kelly, unless y’all are a couple of Filthy McNasties.

I’m pretty positive every gal on earth loves a little scruff, god knows I do. However,and I mean this with love, you have GOT to shave your fucking neckbeard. 

• Question: i'm very much into fashion, but i figure i'd follow anyway because i'm excited for your future posts :) - callingit-blasphemy
• Answer:

  Thanks for the encouragement, darlin’! It’s means a lot!